Friday 31 August 2007

No Crisps, No Rubbish and in Bed By Eight!

Telford Training Camp
Rossendale
27th - 30th August

“You’ll be doing fitness work and ski prep in the mornings and skiing hard in the afternoons. There will be no crisps, no rubbish, no fizzy pop, be in bed by 8pm and NO Stella Artios for the adults” I don’t know about the racers but I was frozen to the spot, riddled with fear like a rabbit staring into headlights. Sweat began to appear on my brow. Blimey, even as a spectator this week was going to be tough.

True to the coaches word it was a tough week. Each morning bought a varied programme of fitness work. From sprinting to agility and balance all areas were covered. Wednesday’s fitness test highlighted those who had been following their fitness programmes and those who preferred a morning dabble on their Playstation to press ups and Thursday’s Cooper Test truly tested the stamina of our athletes already weary legs.

With the matting at Rossendale in its current state it was important for the racers edges to be sharp. Richard’s demo on ski servicing was welcomed by novices and experts alike and by the end of the week all of the racers had managed to prep their own skis at least twice. However, I doubt that I was the only one who could feel the pain growing in my wallet as Mr Breese dragged gadget and gizmo after gadget and gizmo out of his tardis-esque tool box.

And so to the skiing. A relatively young bunch even by our recent standards took to the slope, joined for one day by the comparative elder stateswoman that is Abby Clifford. All worked extremely hard and all seemed to enjoy the week. Blessedly crashed were few and far between and with the exception of an Ashley Breese special – does he do anything by half? – a Daniel Taylor Wednesday hat trick of excursions onto the matting and Charlotte Shrimpton’s close encounter with the netting most our the racers managed to hold onto a vertical stance. In fact the only break of the whole week was that of our day visitor Robert Poth’s Leki pole.

This isn’t to say that the bottom of the slope spectators went without the usual array of crashes. Quite why parents feel the need to book their children slope time and expect them to cruise down like our racers without an ounce of instruction is utterly beyond me. Oh how I felt for the little chap whose dad kept pointing at Nathan, suggesting that his lad should “watch how he stops” and then stood there as the newcomer launched himself down the slope and straight into the safety net time and again, hitting the net so fast and hard that he was in danger of turning himself into chips! Predictably this eventually led to an explosion of tears of frustration, an early exit from the slope quite possible never to return.

Perhaps we are spoiled by the quality of coaching we get at Telford, or the organisation of school holiday ski schools. Perhaps I am just being harsh, but every day there were too many kids on the slope and out of control, despite the fact they have two very good and safer nursery slopes.

Performance of the week is a hard one. Each and every athlete gave the week their all. Joe Humfress can be well pleased with his improvement as can Daniel Taylor. Quite how such little legs coped with the demands of Mr Breese I’ll never know and his early week promotion into the race group was fine reward for a magnificent effort.

Of Alan’s group, well all should be delighted and proud of their efforts. Emma Taylor & Rachael Ratledge improved beyond recognition as did Emily, Adam & Kirran. However man of the week has to go to Marco Furio. As a relative newcomer to skiing generally and racing in particular the Man from Milan (via Shrewsbury) has taken to this ski racing lark like his coach took to Stella Artios. His line was great, as was his posture, angulation and determination to improve. It may take him a while to settle into the demands of Chi 2 racing next year but unlike his slalom times he is on the way up. Well done Marco.

Also, a word of thanks to the coaches. As usual, the Right Honourable Sir Alan Ashfield was in prime form, cajoling every single ounce of talent out of his group whilst keeping a close eye on those in the race group. As I’ve already noted the improvement in this group was staggering. Richard Breese, was well Richard Breese, thoughtfully developing a programme of drills and courses that kept the racers on their toes for all four days and improved every one of their techniques. The fact he has sacrificed so much of his own time to developing this group and executed so many training days this summer should not go un-noticed. We are very lucky.

Thoughts now switch to the All England Championships. Can we sneak a podium or two this weekend? Well, if they convert hard work and talent into a brace of runs over the weekend then they have a chance. Fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes will be all be crossed. Well done everyone, do your best.









Friday 24 August 2007

British Indoor Championships

British Indoor Championships
Xscape Castleford
19th August

And so, after the longest ski racing day in the history of longest ski racing days, Castleford held the final event of the six race programme, the glamorously entitled British Indoor Championships. As is the norm with the indoor series the acceptance list was again bursting at the seams as the countries active ski-dome and mountain racers took on the very keenest of the Dendix brigade.

In the minis Nathan Breese looked on course to spring a bit of a shock as he flew down the top section of run 1. Sadly, a missed gate three quarters of the way down, eliminated him from the competition but not before he had sent out warning signals to everyone who intends to compete with him next year. My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen consider yourself well and truly warned, this boy is the real deal.

Jordan Fellows followed up the previous day’s good form with another brace of promising runs to claim a richly deserved 2nd place. One mistake on the top section of run one left him with too much to do on run 2 and despite a super run on the second course he had to settle for being runner up.

In the male category Ashley Breese led the chasing pack in chi 1 by the thickness of a cigarette paper going into the second course and despite a pretty decent and fault free second run he also found himself collecting the runners up prize, shaved out of the winners circle by 0.05 seconds.

Joe Humfress again had to contend with a high number start time and subsequently the ruts left by the earlier athletes destroyed any chances he had of a clean run. Despite this he should be extremely pleased after posting two solid runs that will see him moving forward through the field next spring.

Man of the weekend? Well to be fair it could have been any one of the four. Nathan would have stolen it but for that one missed gate and had Ashley have held onto win on Sunday I'd have gone with him. Joe Humfress produced the best form I've seen from him so far at a race but for once I'm going to give it to Jordan for stringing together a complete weekend of future promise. I must be going soft in my old age but well done sunshine.

Tuesday 21 August 2007

It's Norris's Lad

Xscape Series Race 5
Xscape Castleford
18th Auugust

So after a much needed summer recess the summer ski racing season resumed with Xscape Castleford hosting a weekend double header with the climax of the popular Indoor Race Series followed by a Sunday shoot out under the banner of the British Indoor Championships.

Rest assured that Castleford was much more prepared for the descent of the summer ski circus that Glasgow ever was. No problems with seating, no being banned from the bar area just for considering bringing a flask into the area, no RoboSecurityGuard patrolling the doors like a lioness protecting her cubs and a pre-prepared storage area for skis. It’s amazing how much smoother things go with a bit of thought and pre planning. Cas, however, doesn’t have the viewing balcony that makes Glasgow so much more viewer friendly (and I use the word friendly advisably) but in allowing bar access there was just about enough window space to make viewing possible if a little awkward.

Also added to this awkwardness was the intermittent sound system in the back room that kind of informed us that “on co se was N th n Bre e fr m Telf d who fi t run t me wa eighte n poin se en s x sec nds and h s bett r d that w th sixt n po t fo r th ee.” Undaunted however the commentator, whose sense of humour always manages to stay drier than my feet ever do, reminded us for the ninth and tenth times this summer that “Norris’s lad – Scott McWhirter was on course” A great line, granted, but even Only Fools and Horses doesn’t get repeated quite as often. In addition, given that he is without doubt the best MC is the business I’m now demanding a new, fresher line for next time round.

On the snow itself the action was as fierce as usual. In the minis Jordan Fellows finally contrived to convert a bit of plastic form onto the white stuff and managed to metaphorically sneak in at the far post, stealing a win with a faultless second run. Credit has to go to both Jordan and his coaches for this result but I must also note my gratitude to Graham Beck for installing that en-suite shed at the bottom of the course, thus reminding the boy of his fate should he turn in another shocker. In the junior mini category Nathan Breese again looked the class act of the field scorching to the best two times of the day to score another victory and claim the series crown.

In the boys Ashley Breese regained form with a superb brace of runs and blasted to a cracking 24th overall and 1st place in chi 1 by the best part of a second. Oh, how I’ve missed that cheeky, knowing grin. His face at the bottom betrayed his ice man exterior, he knew he’d finally put it all together and the last time I saw that level of ruthlessness is someone’s eyes he was checking a bag for food in Glasgow. Darth Breese indeed. In the ever competitive world of chi 2 Joseph Humfress overcame the inevitable rear end of the field ruts to claim a creditable 20th place with a brace of solid runs that should provide him with the belief to progress.

Then came the much vaunted triple slalom event. After being severely reprimanded by my team for just calling them plain old Telford I dragged my extremely tired and cold body out into the fridge for one more time – Heaven knows how they felt! Sadly, progress wasn’t to be and an early exit awaited them, although not before Jordan had turned a relatively comfortable win into a bit of a bum cruncher by taking a face full of snow three gates from home. With Graham Beck’s shed echoing to the sound of “in you go lad” and the door slamming shut behind him the birthday boy leapt back up like a salmon racing home up the River Dee, hiked up to the missed gate in a flash and sheepishly cruised the last three gates not once daring to make eye contact with the wooden building on his left hand side. You lucky, lucky boy.